I think it’s weird that teenage girls know more about giving blowjobs than they do about masturbation. It makes me sick to my stomach that so many young girls think sex is just about a guy finishing.

cthulhupeelz:

floatingmemories:

stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye

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sterek:

theorystyles:

rom-coms (romantic communists)

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l0kasenna:

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

6. Cycle lanes are built just for you, and then the cars drive in those too.

makemysoulache:

Shots fired

makemysoulache:

Shots fired

maliks-butt:

awholelottaono:

This is fucking better water bending than the entire last air bender movie

mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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fashiondisastercecil:

okay but hear me out here

*clears throat*

canon, healthy, non-sexualised lesbians who don’t die

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prettynaturally:

yung-obama:

"nicki minaj had so much face surgery"

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Thank you 🌞

stressingly:

the road to success is under construction